You might be a Mom if..........

You might be a Mom if..........

• the first words you hear in the morning is "I want something to eat."
• you wipe someone else's butt more often then you wipe your own!
• the pile of laundry automatically reloads every time you close your eyes!
• the sink full of dishes is always full of some one else's dishes!
• your secret stash of Oreos disappears before you even get ONE! 
• the sound of the bathroom door closing is a dead give away to find Mom! 
• you have fed multiple other mouths before you fed your own!!
• you are standing at a wide open front door with coffee in one hand keys in the other a baby on your hip and a blank stare of "Where in the hell was I just suppose to be going???"
• you let the dog in to clean up the spill of Cheerios or Goldfish cause you have already swept/vacuumed it up 3 times!! 
• you know every word, sound and scene to (insert kids favorite cartoon) by heart
• you have mastered the skill of "Animal Art" out of Hot Dogs!! ;-) 
• a handful of dry cereal in-between tasks counts as Breakfast! 
• your daily soap opera went from gorgeous people to a monkey and his human in a yellow hat! 
• you walk outside and get a smile and "Nice Tiara!" by a neighbor ;-) 
• you quote lines from Disney movies to "find your happy place"
• you've blown the stereo speakers out of your mini van to drown out the sound of kids crying
• your heart melts when you look into the eyes of your baby (no matter what age)
• you stop what your doing when you hear a sweet little voice say "Help Please" regardless of if it is your child or not!   
• your breakfast is burnt bean juice and your dinner is fermented grapes! :-)